งั้นถ้าเรียก "ป๋อง เรือใหญ่ "ตามเรื่องนี้ล่ะครับ สมมุติว่าพี่ป๋องอยู่อินตะระเดียนะครับTHIS IS ACTUAL LETTER TAKEN FROM THE TIMES OF INDIA.
RESPONSE TO A 'MARRIAGE PROPOSALS' ADVERTISEMENT!
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH (DON'T LAUGH; DEAD SERIOUS)
Madam :
I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore . Having
seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a soiled son from inside Punjab .
I am nice and big, six foot
tall, and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I
am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket,
and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running
in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my
rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly.
I am gay. ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. Am always giving
respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That
is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking
and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going
to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and
pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the
dumb belles in the Jim.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.
What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday... That
is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house
and my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day.. fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.
If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press
you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your
nicely smelling feet looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon
Yours and only yours
Choudhary
(Suriya) Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore,
Punjab
